Johnny Cum Latelys

When I came into this world in May 1972 I was only the 78,054,403,006th person ever. Practically standing in the footprints of dinosaurs. Since then it's got to be so totally passé to be born that practically everyone is doing it darling. In fact 3,167,491,565 people have blatantly copied me (©) by popping out since then.

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