Baby Demons

You are a couple in your late twenties or early thirties. It's about the time that people often start a family. But your ambitions are in the way, there's too much to do. Too many apps to download, too many 'projects' on. Maybe you are stretching your education out like a rubber sheet to cover most of your adult life. Fine. But out there in the spirit world your babies are waiting and they can only wait so long. You don't want the responsibility of a family yet so you get a dog. One of those with a squashed face (like a baby's). But the tragedy is this... you think you bought a dog, one of those ones that can barely breathe, but instead you got a demon, the soul of an unborn baby, trapped in the body of a dog.

If you see one of these bat faced monstrosities on the street, with a hipster couple pulling it along... shout at the top of your voice... "BABY DEMON, BABY DEMON!"

Breeding Notes:
I personally think that given that all dogs are pretty much descended from the elegant, wild and natural wolf, that it seems pretty strange to interbreed and select dogs to be tiny and hardly able to breathe. Fair enough if it was humans. I don't think there would be anything wrong in finding humans who had unusually flat faces and breathing difficulties while also being small and selectively breeding them until you had 2 foot tall people with no nose, googly eyes and tiny little legs. That's fine. But to distort another species almost beyond recognition...






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